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Thanks for the memories – Classic Bob Hope

Bob Hope passed in 2003 at 100 years of age. If you’re too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. :D

Some memories of someone who DID make a difference for other people. Thank You Bob Hope, You ROCKED! (Warts & All) – Enjoy Bob Hope’s thoughts…

  • ON TURNING 70:
    • You still chase women, but only downhill‘.
  • ON TURNING 80:
    • That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.’
  • ON TURNING 90:
    • You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.’
  • ON TURNING 100:
    • I don’t feel old. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.’
  • ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING:
    • I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.’
  • ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR:
    • Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it’s called at my home, Passover’.
  • ON GOLF:
    • Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.’
  • ON PRESIDENTS:
    • I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.’
  • ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER:
    • When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.’
  • ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL:
    • I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.’
  • ON HIS FAMILY’S EARLY POVERTY:
    • Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.’
  • ON HIS SIX BROTHERS:
    • That’s how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.’
  • ON HIS EARLY FAILURES:
    • I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me.’
  • ON GOING TO HEAVEN:
    • I’ve done benefits for ALL religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.’

RIP Bob Hope.

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