Bob Hope passed in 2003 at 100 years of age. If you’re too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents. 
Some memories of someone who DID make a difference for other people. Thank You Bob Hope, You ROCKED! (Warts & All) – Enjoy Bob Hope’s thoughts…
- ON TURNING 70:
- ‘You still chase women, but only downhill‘.
- ON TURNING 80:
- ‘That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.’
- ON TURNING 90:
- ‘You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.’
- ON TURNING 100:
- ‘I don’t feel old. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.’
- ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING:
- ‘I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.’
- ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR:
- ‘Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it’s called at my home, Passover’.
- ON GOLF:
- ‘Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.’
- ON PRESIDENTS:
- ‘I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.’
- ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS CAREER:
- ‘When I was born, the doctor said to my mother, Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.’
- ON RECEIVING THE CONGRESSIONAL GOLD MEDAL:
- ‘I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.’
ON HIS FAMILY’S EARLY POVERTY:
- ‘Four of us slept in the one bed. When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.’
- ON HIS SIX BROTHERS:
- ‘That’s how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom.’
- ON HIS EARLY FAILURES:
- ‘I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn’t for the stuff the audience threw at me.’
- ON GOING TO HEAVEN:
- ‘I’ve done benefits for ALL religions. I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.’
RIP Bob Hope.
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